By Cheryl Moeller – Family Funny Stuff
1. 38 Pennies that stick all together.
2. $500,000 winning piece in McDonald’s Monopoly game torn in two (the other half is missing).
3. Bald Eagle’s nest.
4. Your husband’s driver’s license (which he got ticketed for not having).
5. Bald Eagle.
6. 211 blue pens with the tops off all of them.
7. Lots of blue pen ink
8. 10 Commandments on the two original stone tablets
9. Benadryl pill with the pink rubbed off (or is it a breath mint)?
10. Slip of paper with a phone number and the words “Urgent – lives depend on this” but you can’t read the name or number you wrote.
11. Cat’s vaccination record (only you don’t own a cat).
12. Grocery receipt for $223.00 you were going to turn into the church for reimbursement (ink print has disappeared since it was folded up so long.)
13. Passport photo taken when you still had a mullet for a hairdo (now you remember why you were denied re-entry into the country).
14. Overdue Lullaby DVD you checked out from the library (the fine is now $8,775 and a lien has been placed on your house).
15. Prescription bottle dated last year still half full (with the words, “Finish all medication or else”).
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